This means war bitch!
Miley: I walk out of the store with 5 bags in my hands. “Wow I seriously shop a lot.”
Demi: She laughs as we keep walking. “Yeah you do!”
Miley: “I can’t help it everything is so cute and hot.” I see the Victoria Secrets store and my eyes immediately light up.
Demi: “You do that every time we walk by this store. Let me guess you need to buy something when you and Nick you know.” She grins at me.
Miley: I blush slightly. “Demi! Can’t a girl just buy lingerie without being accused of having sex with her friend?”
Demi: “That sounded so wrong, but if you do plan to have sex with “your friend” then you’re trying this one on.” She grabs a red lacey bra with matching panty and hands it to me.
Miley: “First of all, I’m not hooking with up Nick well not yet and damn girl you got great taste in lingerie.” I smile as I go to try on what Demi picked out for me.
5 minutes later
I look at myself in mirror. Wow I have to admit I looked hot and Nick would surely like it. I signal Demi over to get her opinion on it.
Demi: “Wow Miles you have one killer body, so if you don’t get this then I will.” She jokes at the last part.
Miley: I shake my head laughing. “When you get a boyfriend then we’ll go lingerie shopping, but I have to get this. It’s way too sexy not to get it.
Demi: She smiles as she walks back over to chair. “But after we getting something to eat, I’m so hungry.
Miley: I peek my head out of the fitting room. “Dems you are always hungry.”
Demi: “What can I say I love food.” She giggles.
At the Food Court
Miley: I see Demi looking at me as we eat our burger and fries. “What?”
Demi: “Nothing just that normally other girls eat salads while we eat real food.” She laughs.
Miley: “That’s why we don’t look like a bunch of twigs.” I giggle back.
Demi: Demi eyes widen as she notices someone walk by with a milkshake. “Ooh I want some of that.”
The guy turns around and gives her a weird look as she laughs.
Demi: “Dude I wasn’t talking about you plus I’m more interested in your milkshake.” She smirks.
Miley: I crack up laughing as the guys walk away quickly. “Oh my gosh that was hilarious. His face was priceless.”
Demi: “What? It looked so good, but he was kind of cute too.” She laughs as we continue eating.
This is what happens when Demi and I go shopping, we always end up laughing and people give us weird looks. As we are putting our trays away, I see Selena at American Eagle and I just got an idea.
Miley: I look at Demi. “We should go mess with Selena since she is total bitch.” I smile.
Demi: She smiles back. “Yea we should and I have the perfect idea, just follow my lead.” We both walk into the store and up to Selena.
Selena: She sighs annoyingly at us. “What do you want freaks?”
Demi: She fake smiles. “Selena I just love your outfit.”
Selena: “Uh thanks..”
Demi: She gives me a look for me to do my part of plan. “Yea like where did you get it?” Demi asks not even interested to know.
Selena: “um I think it was Charlotte Russe, but I wouldn’t expect you to shop there.” She smirks as I take the most expensive shirt and when she isn’t looking I slip it in one of her bags.
Miley: “We’ll we should go , but it was nice talking to you.” I smirk at her.
Selena: She gives us a weird look. “You guys are so weird.” As soon as she walks out of store, the beepers go off. Ha!
Demi and I start cracking up as people start running over to Selena. Selena looked like deer in the headlights. They took out the shirt and told her she had to pay 40 dollars for it.
Miley: “Wow Sel I didn’t know you steal things.” I smirk at her.
Selena: “you bitch! You put that in my bag.” She glares at me.
Demi: “Selena just face it you stole that and we were just talking to you right Miles?”
Miley: I smile at Demi. “Yup, so you better go pay before they arrest you.” I laugh.
Selena: She shakes her head as she glares at me. “You two think you’re so coo,l but just watch it okay? This means war bitch!” She glares at me and Demi.
Miley: “Bring it on” I grin at her.
She just glares at me as she walks up to register. Wow she had it coming, but I can’t wait to see what she’ll do to me. She’ll be too scared to even lay a finger on me.
Demi: “Wow Miley that was awesome.” We both walk out and head towards Demi’s car.
Miley: “I know right? Haha just watch when I show the school the picture of a scared Selena.” I giggle as I look at the picture on my phone.
Demi: She looks at me shocked. “You took a picture? Wow Selena is going to be hunting you down at school.”
Miley: “She can because I want to see what she would actually do to me.” I smile as I get in car.
Demi: “Well she isn’t that smart, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she had one of her slaves think of something.” Demi starts the car.
Miley: “Yeah I know but I totally can’t wait to tell Nick, he is going to laugh his ass off.” I smile as Demi drives off. What a great day
Gotta love Demi and Miley hehe. There isn’t any Niley scenes, but im trying not to have too much Niley in every chapter even though Niley is awesome. I promise the next one will have Niley in it, but this was so funny to write. Expect some drama to come soon that is all I have to say:)
Miley: I walk out of the store with 5 bags in my hands. “Wow I seriously shop a lot.”
Demi: She laughs as we keep walking. “Yeah you do!”
Miley: “I can’t help it everything is so cute and hot.” I see the Victoria Secrets store and my eyes immediately light up.
Demi: “You do that every time we walk by this store. Let me guess you need to buy something when you and Nick you know.” She grins at me.
Miley: I blush slightly. “Demi! Can’t a girl just buy lingerie without being accused of having sex with her friend?”
Demi: “That sounded so wrong, but if you do plan to have sex with “your friend” then you’re trying this one on.” She grabs a red lacey bra with matching panty and hands it to me.
Miley: “First of all, I’m not hooking with up Nick well not yet and damn girl you got great taste in lingerie.” I smile as I go to try on what Demi picked out for me.
5 minutes later
I look at myself in mirror. Wow I have to admit I looked hot and Nick would surely like it. I signal Demi over to get her opinion on it.
Demi: “Wow Miles you have one killer body, so if you don’t get this then I will.” She jokes at the last part.
Miley: I shake my head laughing. “When you get a boyfriend then we’ll go lingerie shopping, but I have to get this. It’s way too sexy not to get it.
Demi: She smiles as she walks back over to chair. “But after we getting something to eat, I’m so hungry.
Miley: I peek my head out of the fitting room. “Dems you are always hungry.”
Demi: “What can I say I love food.” She giggles.
At the Food Court
Miley: I see Demi looking at me as we eat our burger and fries. “What?”
Demi: “Nothing just that normally other girls eat salads while we eat real food.” She laughs.
Miley: “That’s why we don’t look like a bunch of twigs.” I giggle back.
Demi: Demi eyes widen as she notices someone walk by with a milkshake. “Ooh I want some of that.”
The guy turns around and gives her a weird look as she laughs.
Demi: “Dude I wasn’t talking about you plus I’m more interested in your milkshake.” She smirks.
Miley: I crack up laughing as the guys walk away quickly. “Oh my gosh that was hilarious. His face was priceless.”
Demi: “What? It looked so good, but he was kind of cute too.” She laughs as we continue eating.
This is what happens when Demi and I go shopping, we always end up laughing and people give us weird looks. As we are putting our trays away, I see Selena at American Eagle and I just got an idea.
Miley: I look at Demi. “We should go mess with Selena since she is total bitch.” I smile.
Demi: She smiles back. “Yea we should and I have the perfect idea, just follow my lead.” We both walk into the store and up to Selena.
Selena: She sighs annoyingly at us. “What do you want freaks?”
Demi: She fake smiles. “Selena I just love your outfit.”
Selena: “Uh thanks..”
Demi: She gives me a look for me to do my part of plan. “Yea like where did you get it?” Demi asks not even interested to know.
Selena: “um I think it was Charlotte Russe, but I wouldn’t expect you to shop there.” She smirks as I take the most expensive shirt and when she isn’t looking I slip it in one of her bags.
Miley: “We’ll we should go , but it was nice talking to you.” I smirk at her.
Selena: She gives us a weird look. “You guys are so weird.” As soon as she walks out of store, the beepers go off. Ha!
Demi and I start cracking up as people start running over to Selena. Selena looked like deer in the headlights. They took out the shirt and told her she had to pay 40 dollars for it.
Miley: “Wow Sel I didn’t know you steal things.” I smirk at her.
Selena: “you bitch! You put that in my bag.” She glares at me.
Demi: “Selena just face it you stole that and we were just talking to you right Miles?”
Miley: I smile at Demi. “Yup, so you better go pay before they arrest you.” I laugh.
Selena: She shakes her head as she glares at me. “You two think you’re so coo,l but just watch it okay? This means war bitch!” She glares at me and Demi.
Miley: “Bring it on” I grin at her.
She just glares at me as she walks up to register. Wow she had it coming, but I can’t wait to see what she’ll do to me. She’ll be too scared to even lay a finger on me.
Demi: “Wow Miley that was awesome.” We both walk out and head towards Demi’s car.
Miley: “I know right? Haha just watch when I show the school the picture of a scared Selena.” I giggle as I look at the picture on my phone.
Demi: She looks at me shocked. “You took a picture? Wow Selena is going to be hunting you down at school.”
Miley: “She can because I want to see what she would actually do to me.” I smile as I get in car.
Demi: “Well she isn’t that smart, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she had one of her slaves think of something.” Demi starts the car.
Miley: “Yeah I know but I totally can’t wait to tell Nick, he is going to laugh his ass off.” I smile as Demi drives off. What a great day
Gotta love Demi and Miley hehe. There isn’t any Niley scenes, but im trying not to have too much Niley in every chapter even though Niley is awesome. I promise the next one will have Niley in it, but this was so funny to write. Expect some drama to come soon that is all I have to say:)
